Monday, June 30, 2008

Yet Another George Bush Joke

A pilot, George W. Bush, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions.

Suddenly, the pilot ran back to the passengers and announced that lightning had hit the plane, and they were going to crash in a matter of minutes. "There are only enough parachutes for four of the three of us," he announced. "Since I'm the pilot, I get one!" After saying this, the pilot grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane.

"I'm the world's mightiest president, great peacemaker and the smartest man in the world," proclaimed G.W. Bush. "This world needs smart men, so I must live." George W. Bush then grabbed a parachute and leaped out of the plane.

At this point, the Pope began to speak to the Pizza delivery boy. "I have lived a long life compared to you, and you may take the last parachute. I will go down with the plane."

"You don’t have to do that, replied the pizza delivery guy. World smartest man just jumped out with my backpack."