Yet Another George Bush Joke

A pilot, George W. Bush, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions.

Suddenly, the pilot ran back to the passengers and announced that lightning had hit the plane, and they were going to crash in a matter of minutes. "There are only enough parachutes for four of the three of us," he announced. "Since I'm the pilot, I get one!" After saying this, the pilot grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane.

"I'm the world's mightiest president, great peacemaker and the smartest man in the world," proclaimed G.W. Bush. "This world needs smart men, so I must live." George W. Bush then grabbed a parachute and leaped out of the plane.

At this point, the Pope began to speak to the Pizza delivery boy. "I have lived a long life compared to you, and you may take the last parachute. I will go down with the plane."

"You don’t have to do that, replied the pizza delivery guy. World smartest man just jumped out with my backpack."

Top 50 Dumbest Quotes By George W. Bush

The president of the United States, George W. Bush, is known by his idiocy. He has said and done many stupid things. A lot of people are stupid - that's not the point. Thing is, when the most powerful man in the world is an idiot - horrible things happen.

Here you can read 50 quotes that represent some of the dumbest things Bush has ever said.

May favorites include:

"Oh, no, we're not going to have any casualties." --discussing the Iraq war with Christian Coalition founder Pat Robertson in 2003, as quoted by Robertson.

"I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5 pound largemouth bass in my lake." --on his best moment in office, interview with the German newspaper Bild am Sonntag, May 7, 2006

"You work three jobs? ... Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." --to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005

"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." --LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000

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