What do you do with a Leaf Blower and an Office Chair

Apparently, this:

Dance Like Nobody is Watching You

Possibly the Worst EVER Microsoft Commercial

A good candidate for "Worst Commercial Ever", as well. Microsoft, what were you thinking?!

Christian the Lion Parody?

This is very stupid, somewhat horrible but extremely funny. Some sort of Christian the Lion parody, I gather?

15 Things to do Before the End of the World

It seems like the end of the world is coming (again), thanks to modern Physics, the Swiss and of course - the French. So, of course, I decided to write a post about it, instead of repenting, or something.

I first thought to compile a list of cool end-of-the-world songs, but that might have to wait for after the big bang. Right now I need to be more pragmatic. So, here it is - things to do before the end of the world:

1. Have sex.
2. Say goodbye to friends and family. Also, might be a good time to apologize for all your wrong-doings.
3. Have seriously perverted sex, preferably with more than one person at the same time, and while doing some serious drugs and/or alcohol.
4. Go on the wildest shopping spree ever - it's not like you'll need to actually PAY the bill.
5. Have sex.
6. Eat the fanciest meal ever. Forget calories just this once. I hear BLACK makes you thin.
7. Gain one more level at your favorite RPG.
8. Drive really fast.
9. Have sex with someone of the same gender.
10. Write a post and try to get on the first page of Digg (Nah, forget it. The world WILL end before you can pull THAT stunt).
11. Read your favorite book and watch your favorite movie (Deep Throat and the Midgets doesn't count!).
    
12. Repent.
13. Or not.
14. Watch a sunset.
15. Have sex.

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Imagine a World Without Stop Signs

Imagine a world without stop signs. Yeah, they simply don't exist. Suddenly, some brilliant mind realizes that we really need stop signs. So, a large company is hired to design and brand a sign that stops cars at intersections. What happens then?

Remember, this is the 21st century. Buzz words are flying like buzz flies. How's the stop sign going to look? Probably something like this:

I've Been Rickrolled!

I've just been Rickrolled in the worst way - the song actually came up on this internet radio I'm listening to! How low can you go?

8 Funny Zoo Signs

8 pictures of the funniest zoo signs you have ever seen. Hilarious!

Yet Another George Bush Joke

A pilot, George W. Bush, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions.

Suddenly, the pilot ran back to the passengers and announced that lightning had hit the plane, and they were going to crash in a matter of minutes. "There are only enough parachutes for four of the three of us," he announced. "Since I'm the pilot, I get one!" After saying this, the pilot grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane.

"I'm the world's mightiest president, great peacemaker and the smartest man in the world," proclaimed G.W. Bush. "This world needs smart men, so I must live." George W. Bush then grabbed a parachute and leaped out of the plane.

At this point, the Pope began to speak to the Pizza delivery boy. "I have lived a long life compared to you, and you may take the last parachute. I will go down with the plane."

"You don’t have to do that, replied the pizza delivery guy. World smartest man just jumped out with my backpack."

Top 50 Dumbest Quotes By George W. Bush

The president of the United States, George W. Bush, is known by his idiocy. He has said and done many stupid things. A lot of people are stupid - that's not the point. Thing is, when the most powerful man in the world is an idiot - horrible things happen.

Here you can read 50 quotes that represent some of the dumbest things Bush has ever said.

May favorites include:

"Oh, no, we're not going to have any casualties." --discussing the Iraq war with Christian Coalition founder Pat Robertson in 2003, as quoted by Robertson.

"I would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5 pound largemouth bass in my lake." --on his best moment in office, interview with the German newspaper Bild am Sonntag, May 7, 2006

"You work three jobs? ... Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that." --to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005

"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." --LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000

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The Dramatic Lemur!

Remember the dramatic chipmunk (or whatever the hell it was)?

Ok, now we have the Dramatic Lemur, and it's FUCKING freaky:

Yikes!

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Boo, Daddy

Man, is that the oldest, most boring trick in the book, or what?

GoDaddy.com made a hell of a lot of noise when they got their Superbowl commercial rejected by Fox. They have earned millions in free publicity for this stupid stunt. The rejected commercial is in their web site. It got rejected because of the stupid word-games in it, especially those who include the word Beaver.

GoDaddy promises the "exposure" of Danica Patrick in the clip, but the mundane video shows nothing of the sort. No exposure whatsoever. Plus - the rejected commercial isn't really funny or interesting. Nothing to see, really. GoDaddy will air another commercial on Fox, instead of the banned one. The commercial will send the viewers to GoDaddy.com, where they can see the "banned", boring video.

So, GoDaddy gets a commercial rejection, they make a lot of web noise, get a lot of traffic, conquer the top of Google Trends for a while, and all because of a pair of promised tits that aren't even there.

YAWN. You would have expected something a bit more impressive from a successful web site.

You can rate the video in GoDaddy, but you can't see how others have voted. I wonder why.

Destroy the Sites you Hate

There are sites that can really annoy the crap out of you. I'm sure you all have sites you hate.

Netdisaster has a cool solution for you - destroy the sites you despise!

All you to do is enter the URL of your favorite hated site, choose the kind of disaster you wish for it (meteors, wasp attack, floods etc.), and sit back and enjoy the mayhem.

Vicious Dog Attacking Innocent Baloons

OMG! A Cockroach! Run for your lives!

Hilarious gem from YouTube - Weatherman vs Cockroach. Guess who wins.

Show me How it Sucks

How it Sucks, a relatively new site, wants to help you to know how much a product sucks - before you think of buying it.

So, instead of rating bars that show how GOOD the product is, How it Sucks shows you how BAD it is.

The idea is amusing and not so bad, but the site doesn't rely on its own data. Product reviews and the "suckiness" rating are taken from another site, you all know very well - Amazon.

So basically, all this site ads is a graphic representation of the supposed level of quality of the product. Which isn't much. I am guessing that all the links to Amazon are through their affiliate program. Ah, here it is - at the bottom of the site it says "in association with Amazon". Very cool association, fellas.

So what we are seeing here is a nice way to make a few bucks without much of an effort in the content department. The design ain't much to talk about, either. The gimmick is cute, but in the end, this site doesn't really add any value to a shopper looking for opinions on an item. Can I hear you say "Web 2.0 bullshit"?

A Week without a Credit Card

I keep telling mu friends, that I'm very lucky that my head is attached to my neck. Otherwise, someone would have already sold it on eBay. Or Something.

And so, to uphold my glorious reputation as an idiot, I managed to forget my credit card in a restaurant, and subsequently lose it forever.

I realized that I'd lost it when I got to the Supermarket. I wanted to take out my card and put it in my pocket before I go inside the store - but it wasn't there. I got it canceled quickly enough - and tried to get on with my life. They told me it would be about 4 business day till I get a new card. What with the holidays and everything - I figured a week until I get a new credit card.

What do you do without a credit card? It's a very weird feeling of being limited. I do a lot of my shopping on the net, but without a credit card, you can't buy a thing online. I actually had to apologize to an eBay seller - I won an item he sold, but he had to wait a few day until I could pay him with my PayPal account. I couldn't pay him until I get a new card.

I had to rely on some cash that I had around the house (always a good idea) and ask my father if he can spot me some cash for the time being. When I thought about buying something in a store, I didn't just have to think if I can afford it, but I also had to worry about the amount of bills in my purse. Can I pay for this right now? And how much money will I have left for the rest of the week? I need to survive here, after all!

It got more difficult when my friend and I wanted to order pizza to my place. We had to use HER credit card, because I didn't have enough cash.

I couldn't order movie tickets on the net like I always do - I had to use my father's credit card, like a stupid teenager. My independence, at 30 years old, was suddenly very shaky.

And Checks. Yeah, those obsolete pieces of paper. I shook the dust of one of my check-books and stared at it in disbelief. WHO would accept something as flimsy looking as a check? A piece of paper with my name on it, and a sum of money. How can people actually USE these things? I payed with checks in two stores (in which I know the owners), and one of them joked and told me "I ain't taking your checks! They are sure to BOUNCE!". He would never have said that about a credit card (and MY bloody check DON'T bounce, thank you very much).

Oh, and payments? Forget about that. Pay up. Straight up. The whole thing, right now. No more delays. Everything you buy, comes of your account at that same instant.

So, all in all it was a very weird week. I felt half disabled most of the time. I am glad it's over. It's amazing to realize how much I depend on this little piece of plastic. I didn't starve or anything, but managing my financial affairs was a lot more difficult without the credit card.

Finally, I got my new card, payed the guy on eBay and got some cash out of the ATM. All is well - until the next time I misplace an important financial tool.

By the way - the restaurant never called me about the lost credit card. Maybe it fell in the garbage can, or maybe someone thought they can have a party with it. Either way, it's now a useless piece of plastic. Even a personal check has more worth.

This IS SPARTA!

Oh, I love these stupid little videos that pop up on YouTube every now and then.

I also love cats, so this is perfect:

It's the Mean Kitty Song, of course!