Warning: Do NOT Shave your Ass-Hair

The internet is full of shit. Literally. This is the story of a guy with SEVERE hygiene problems. Probably mental problems, too, although he writes rather coherently.

This guy, having suffered some disgusting problems while going to the bathroom, decides to shave the hair off his entire ass. The results are terrible, of course, and here is his tragic story.

From the text: "I now have a great respect for anal-hair. Like everything in this world God created, it has its mighty purpose in existence. It was only after I had removed it that I started to learn how much I had been taking it for granted. For one, it provides friction. I learned this the next day, when I walked out into the sun heading for class...".

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15 Things to do Before the End of the World

It seems like the end of the world is coming (again), thanks to modern Physics, the Swiss and of course - the French. So, of course, I decided to write a post about it, instead of repenting, or something.

I first thought to compile a list of cool end-of-the-world songs, but that might have to wait for after the big bang. Right now I need to be more pragmatic. So, here it is - things to do before the end of the world:

1. Have sex.
2. Say goodbye to friends and family. Also, might be a good time to apologize for all your wrong-doings.
3. Have seriously perverted sex, preferably with more than one person at the same time, and while doing some serious drugs and/or alcohol.
4. Go on the wildest shopping spree ever - it's not like you'll need to actually PAY the bill.
5. Have sex.
6. Eat the fanciest meal ever. Forget calories just this once. I hear BLACK makes you thin.
7. Gain one more level at your favorite RPG.
8. Drive really fast.
9. Have sex with someone of the same gender.
10. Write a post and try to get on the first page of Digg (Nah, forget it. The world WILL end before you can pull THAT stunt).
11. Read your favorite book and watch your favorite movie (Deep Throat and the Midgets doesn't count!).
    
12. Repent.
13. Or not.
14. Watch a sunset.
15. Have sex.